child labor

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Why? Why not?

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

How do you spell eight? 8

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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