Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Which is longer? A rope...

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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