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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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