Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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