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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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