Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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