What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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what has genitial warts? me

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