- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

So one time there was this woman learning...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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