Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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