Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Justin Bieber

Two planes walk into an office building

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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