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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

a black guy hates chicken.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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