A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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i'm hard

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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