Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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FUCK THE JEWS

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I regret everything.....

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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Where's my tractor?

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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KOOKABURRA

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Women's rights

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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