- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has genitial warts? me

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

minorities

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Religion.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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