How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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