- Anti Joke

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

8===D ~ ~ ~

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

no really what are ur names?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

8===D ~ ~ ~

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

no really what are ur names?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....