The Big Band Theory

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Woman rights.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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One dark, stormy night, there was a man, limping slowly down the road. He looked across the road and noticed a little girl on a park bench. He carefully moved around behind , creeped up, and slowly tapped her on the shoulder. I tap 2 tap 3 tap The little girl slowly turned her head, and as she did, the man uttered 3 sentences.... "Would you mind helping me get back to my apartment, my hand was cut off in the war, while I was serving my country, which is why I have a hook as opposed to a hand. I was heading back to my apartment to greet my wife and 2 little children, since I just got back from a long day's work at the soup kitchen, helping those in need, and I sprained my ankle. By the way, my name I John Thompson."

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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God. God.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Replacement Referees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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