One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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