- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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