- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

This statement is false.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why did you step on my watermelon?

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

The Big Band Theory

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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