- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

My mum is called Steve

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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