What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Loner.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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