how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Women's rights.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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