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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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