- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

what tall and looks like a jew?

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

once you go black your credit goes wack

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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