- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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