Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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