Sticks and stones may break my bones.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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