- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

I am very humble.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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