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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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