- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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