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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Today is March 22.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

THE GAME

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

this website even though its hilarious.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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