Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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What happen? Idk...

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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