- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

This is sparta No this is patrick

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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