The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Sammi suck kyles chode

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

A train poops its pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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