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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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sure!

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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