A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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your life

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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