- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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