- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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