- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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