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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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