Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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