Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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I can count to potato.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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