- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

A sober Irish individual.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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