- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

whats chinese noodles

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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