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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

rocky is here again.......................

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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