- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Bob Saget

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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