- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

A man makes a sandwich.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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