Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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