- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

justin littleton being sucessful

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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