Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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I work at jcpenny

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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