- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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