- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

I woke up today

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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