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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

France had one revolution

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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