Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

VAL SUCKS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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