How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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