- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

hashtags suck balls

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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