- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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