- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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