- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Robin, get in the car!

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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