you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Get on the boat.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

(Insert joke here)

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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