Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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ecks! why zee?

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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