Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

I dont have a girlfriend

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

4-4-2

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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