- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

I dont have a girlfriend

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

ecks! why zee?

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

KILL WHITEY

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

tommy is retared

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