- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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