Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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