Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Womens rights

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Compton

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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