- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I LIKE TRAINS

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

Women's rights

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

School

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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