What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

Horse with a chair on his head.

eden stop

Feminism

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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