Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Three black men were walking...

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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