- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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