- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

White men's rights

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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