- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

a black man did not eat chicken.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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