- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

The Morman Religion.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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