- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why can't february march Because april may

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

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