- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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