Knock, Knock! Go away!

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Your existance.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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"33"

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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