How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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