Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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