If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

What's red and funny? The holocaust

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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